Friday night Dunham stopped over after work and we ate pizza and got pre-shitty. We left and got to his place around 8 where Bobby amd Rose showed up after. I haven’t seen them in a year or two so it was cool. After a few more beers we tried to convince them to come with but they weren’t sure they would like the music. They promised to come play poker saturday at my place. Side note, poker was great, I won 120$ and can’t wait to do it again.

Thomas and I head down town on the bus, beer in hand. I stopped at CIBC where there was a bum sleeping inside with his shirt tied around his eyes and his alcohol beside him. Only one machine worked so I chatted with the girl in line beside me, ’shh’ I said as I put my finger to my lips and pointed at the bum, ‘poor guy’. She agreed and gave me a smile like I was some sweet piece of meat. I grabbed my booze fund and gave another ’shh’ to the people on my way out… ‘FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE, FUCK!’. The bum freaked out, getting tangled up in his drunkeness and sweater blind fold. As the door shut behind my escape I heard ‘ASSHOLE’. I guess she doesn’t think i’m sweet anymore. Good thing I fixed that mis-conception.

The doorman chatted us up about scotia, just like they all do. I still don’t get why the scotia Id’s involk life stories out of everyone, but I don’t mind. I’ve made many liquor store friends that way. He told us only one band had played but once we were in there I realized Rammer was in full swing…

Rammer is a 3 piece, with deep grunting vocals and wild guitar changes. They had the right kind of stage presence for a heavy three piece. They thrashed out well in unison, but I wasn’t completely taken in by the sound. Visually it was entertaining, but the sound guy was too busy flirting with some ugly bitch to up the solo’s at the right time. Either way, I liked what Rammer put out there and would go to see them again in hopes they aren’t using the house sound wanker.

3 inches of blood. Oh yes. The time has come, raise your axe in the air and get ready to… get spit on. Let’s get the only criticism out there now so not to ruin the post-praise. Jamie (maybe.. uh.. tall dude); please spit less. I know it’s a rock star thing to do, but you just look ocd. Now, with that said. 3 inches of blood are fucken amazing. They raped and pilleged the land like a batallion of orc warriors. The sound was much better for their set because even the sound guy was into it at this point. The first thing I thought, wow that drum set is huge. In the pictures he doesn’t even use toms. I think it was a new guy because he easily had 8 toms. I fucken dreamt about storming the gates of Gandor it was that good. I tried to pick up the gutair style but my brain got tangled and I tripped over it… right into some hot girl who flirtted with me until she said they suck and I told her to go kill herself. Fuck that wikydtron bitch, You can’t expect me not to be out for blood when the enemey is at the gates. Simply put, no matter if it’s in a cup or on a slaughter room floor, 3 inches of blood is a hell of a lot of fucken blood.

3 inches of blood ecard.

GET FUBAR!!!!!!